Today is NOT the day for me!
Today I want to slap the colleague who feels the need to call me and update me on their overflowing workload.
Im thinking “You are stressing about the ever so much to do and so little time, when actually that was 15 minutes of unconstructive time WASTED on a bitch and a moan”
Today I want to knock the pedestrian J-walking at the pace of a snail when I am late for walk.
Today I want to bomb the cashier at the store asking if my bulging bump is as a result of pregnancy…either that or I have a oversized hernia you moron!
Needless to say yet of paramount importance to mention, the catalyst to the start of my crap day would have to be blamed on the man.
The man who can very well take your sweet warm comforting sunshine and turn it into a dark, cold, gloomy day filled with HARD drops of rain.
Men are strong, men are leaders but men are also DUMB and ANNOYING.
They DO NOT have our patience, they most certainly DO NOT possess our endurance NOR our perseverance!
For example : Have you ever heard of a man cold?
On a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is least unlikely to die and 10 is most definitely likely to be shaking hands with death, men find it necessary to rate themselves a 9 when experiencing a runny nose and a sore throat.
It’s called a man cold!
Now sing to the tune of “Tragedy”
Man Cold…. When you lose control and act like an A-hole
Man Cold… When you cough you cry, you can walk but you lie
It’s hard to bear, repelling your wife with your cries of despair (Music)
Man Cold…. When try so hard to act like a retard
Man Cold… When you seek her time but she thinks you’re slime…
Get a life, before you end up all alone with no wife!
Enough said!
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