Pet peeves and pets!

I haven’t blogged in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG time so :

 

CAUTION: this is going to be MEGA random and most incoherent.

 

You know those people that feel the need to place their hands on you while saying something?

Like they will call you and then touch you on your shoulder or something and be like ‘Em, what I wanted to say was....’

And you’d be like : what I wanted to say was....Why are you touching me?

HATE IT!

 

That goes hand in hand with the ‘high five gesture’

You know that awkward moment when you say something that causes the other person to react with a high five gesture and you just stand there straight faced?

 

While your being all --->

 

I’m thinking ---->

 

 

HATE THAT TOO, DONT DO IT!

 

Lastly we have a little fish tank with 2 small goldfish in it.

The tank got dirty, well at least that’s what we thought.

So it needed to be cleaned which meant we needed to remove the filter and give the glass a wipe.

According to ‘fish tank specialists’ o.k. my neighbour, who set up the tank for us.

(Background music), Once upon a time...we got 2 goldfish in a party pack to join our family.

We were unprepared and broke at the time.

Left them in a bowl for days, until we got a small fish tank.

My daughter wants to feed them every day, which is potentially why the tank needed to be cleaned because it seems we were over feeding them causing extra bits of food to float around in the tank.
Anyway I didn’t want this to be a novel but the point of this story is....

 

While cleaning the filter, my idiotic husband says to me the other night, do you think the goldfish know that we’re cleaning the filter?

My response : Of course you fool, in ‘Finding Nemo’ they were well aware of how a filter works.

Pssshhhhh!

In conclusion ---->