Out with the old and in with the poo!

Let’s start!!!!

So I know someone, I will not mention who (his name is Nathan Herman and he is obsessed with Anime and is an aspiring illustrator/ artist) who gets bored while eating.

I mean have you ever!!!!!!!!!!

It was an immediate need for me to blog about this now that I have fallen into the stereotypical middle aged mommy of 2 who is obsessed with my ever expanding weight.

Please bear in my mind, I have good genes, my parents and their siblings have aged quite well. All of them looking years younger than what they really are.

So for me my new weight has been a HUGE adjustment, a rather LARGE pill to swallow, a PLUS SIZE outlook on life. Excuse the pun! NO DO NOT excuse the pun, the pun is actually how I see myself in the mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like I have been pregnant for 2 years and 2 C-sections later I STILL seem to look like im in my second trimester.

My mouth simply cannot stop moving from the consumption of food, any food, fried food, healthy food, fresh food!

Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to get bored from eating. Amen.

Why couldn’t I be the person who doesn’t like eating because I would rather be doing other stuff.

WHY must I always be the one to ask the person whose travelled to another country, “…and how is the food there?”

I know this is a phase and it takes hard work and determination , eating properly and exercising but this is my space to just vent to the point where my jean button pops.

And my problem isn’t eating properly, its EATING in general.

Normal party itinerary: meet and greet

Lady Poo’s party itinerary: eat and greet.

So when someone tells me “I don’t really have to eat, Its boring , I would rather be doing other stuff,” I have an intense need to go to the root of the issue, dissect it, marinate it in olive oil and fry it on a hot pan, 30 seconds a side for 2 minutes until medium rare….OH NO SORRY, I digress.

Let’s just say I want to understand it.

Coming back to Nathan.

Nathan is a skinny 24 year old, witty nerd , focused on the stepping stone of his desk job in order to reach his goal of becoming Japanese.

I picture his mom asking him, my boy, what would you like to be when you grow up? Mommy I want to be Japanese.

It seems his appetite for life is far greater than his appetite for food right now, which is fantastic.

We went to get lunch which I gobbled up in 3 minutes and 2 hours later he is still nibbling on his meal, simply because it’s boring to eat.

This might be the most random post ever but I just needed to express my learning’s, which is the following:

ALL WOMAN GET FAT!

Nathan is a man!

Happy 2013!